[Astro]

Here's a little something from a story I'm writing. Well, it's not really a story, it's more like a collection of stories, that aren't related in any way and are just silly. Anyway, here it is:

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The TV was annoyed.

Flick on, flick off. What a life. Flick on...whoops, guess I don't really want to watch TV after all...flick off...oh wait, yes I do...flick on...repeat ad nauseam. The only thing it hated even more were rabid channel flippers. Clickclickclick till its electronic brain felt like exploding. "For God's sake, MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!" it wanted to scream. But no one would hear.

Another curse bestowed upon TV's was having to sit through every bad show their owners chose to watch. The TV had heard so many bad jokes,witnessed so many eyeroll-worthy romances, seen so much disgusting content it would make you puke just hearing about it, and listened to so many blithering idiots prattle on about whatever the crap...well,it was ready for garbage day. Anything to escape this cruel world...

But alas, its owners had just purchased a new Blu-ray system, and the TV itself was a 72-inch plasma. The suffering continues.

"Yay, I can't wait to watch my new Sparkle Creampuff Ponies DVD set! Ten hours of episodes! Whee!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

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Now to get back to working on my writing because I want to have something of mine published!

[The Master]

Poor TV. No one thinks about the TVs.

[Astro]

Thankfully I hardly ever watch mine. There's just nothing on anymore...

[The Master]

Same here. I'd rather play games, surf the web, draw or read.